Raw Egg Nationalist’s Presentation At The 2025 Natal Conference (yes, it’s a real thing!).
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for joining me on this first day of the 2025 Natal Conference in Austin, Texas. I’m sure I need no introduction, but I’m going to introduce myself anyway. I’m important enough to have my own Wikipedia page, (which I wrote and update hourly), so I’ll read the first paragraph of that:
Charles Cornish-Dale, better known by his online alias Raw Egg Nationalist (REN), is a British far-right influencer and conspiracy theorist. He is the editor of the magazine Man's World, published in print by Passage Press. In 2022 he appeared on Tucker Carlson's documentary The End of Men, increasing his popularity.
I apologize for not presenting in person, again, but as you may recall from my presentation in 2023, I am honor-bound by my vow not to fly long distance until a particular airline, (you know who you are, cough, British Airways), provides an extra free seat for larger-than-life passengers like myself.
I know many of you are booked for your 5:00 p.m. pre-dinner wedding ceremonies, so TL:DR Fertility crisis, endocrine disruptors, reproductive problems, industrial chemicals, gender dysphoria, Scythian society, microplastics, plastic pollution, hormonal balance, testosterone levels, sperm count, personal care products, and reproductive health.
Before we get started, if you've brought a plastic water bottle with you into the auditorium, close the lid and do not take another sip. I don’t care if you’ve just crawled in from the Mojave desert, not one more drop shall pass your lips! I’ll explain in a moment, but for now, just follow my instructions.
As you know, we are facing an existential fertility crisis all over the Western world. We’ve heard the familiar reasons: social, cultural, economic, political – all baseless liberal tropes, and completely without merit. However, as a non-medical doctor, I’m going to talk with you today about the science of infertility, specifically endocrine disruptors, or EDs.
While EDs are mainly industrial chemicals, some are naturally occurring substances like soy isoflavones that disrupt the body's delicate, yet muy masculine balance of sex hormones. We’ve all seen the disastrous effects, am I right? Genital malformations, reduced testosterone in men, women’s felonious miscarriages, (second degree murders really), and um… obesity. While there is no hard scientific evidence, it’s safe to say that EDs have caused the massive explosion of gender dysphoria and transgenderism we see in today’s society.
There are many ancient cultures that have gone extinct because they failed to understand science. We’ve all heard about the rich Scythian nomads, whose fertility problems were linked to their lives spent on horseback. Their lazy women got fat riding in horse drawn wheeled wagons, while the men had their testicles smashed against their hard, hard saddles. It certainly didn’t help that the height of male fashion at the time was tight pants. Men, unable to fondle themselves whenever they pleased, forgot their sexual desires.
Anyway, back to endocrine disrupting chemicals. They all have really long, complicated names that are hard to pronounce, but take my word for it, they are fertility killers! It will come as no surprise that the most egregious EDs are estrogenic, meaning they convert testosterone into estrogen, or something like that. I could quote you a whole bunch of real or made up scientific studies showing the direct correlation between plastic water bottles and transgender sperm whales, but why bother? If Alex Jones says that chemicals in the water turn frogs gay you know it’s true for humans too.
At this point you’re probably scared out of your mind and wondering if I’m going to tell you how to save yourselves. The answer is yes… and no. You can try to eliminate all plastics from your lives, but that takes a lot of time and money. Sweating helps, so if you have access to a sauna, or just live in a really hot climate, that’s good, but men, just remember to keep an ice pack under your testicles! As for the ladies, just be careful about which personal care products you use, I think you know the ones I’m talking about, wink, wink. While these may seem like little things, they have a way of adding up, just like the number of babies you will birth!
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